why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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Wolfjob.

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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The Colts this year.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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