nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Knock knock. Come right on in.

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A rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. They grab a drink and really hit it off despite their differences. After a couple years of happy dating, the rabbi, Mark, preposes. Gloria, the nun, gladly accepts. After four months, Gloria is pregnant. She dies in childbirth. The child has many illneses and dies within a week. Mark commits suicide.

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