What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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run farther?

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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