- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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