- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Do you want icecream, Björn?

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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