Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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www.xnxx.com

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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Please don't shoot me

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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my wife out of the kitchen

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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