What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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