- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Your mother is average.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

What rhymes with milk...milf

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