- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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