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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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