- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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