- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Ben Affleck

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Flowers are colors Love me

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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