Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

sucks Syntax...

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Chlamydia

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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