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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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