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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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