- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Feminism.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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