- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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