- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

A blind man walks into a library.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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