"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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