- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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