- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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