- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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