a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Okay.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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