Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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