- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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