- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

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