Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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I'm so punny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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Fine, ladies first.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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