- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Why did you step on my watermelon?

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

what do you call your mama at the gas station

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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