- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

What's blue? The sky.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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