- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

In soviet Russia...things are different

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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