Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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