- Anti Joke

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.