A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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www.hurr-durr.com

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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