Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

A chicken walked into the bar...

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Yo Momma So Fat!

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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