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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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Anti Joke

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