- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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