- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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