- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

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