Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

Can midgets still have big dreams?

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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