- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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