- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

NEVER

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

hi michael

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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