What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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