A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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