Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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