- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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