How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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Bitch

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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