How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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This isn't funny.

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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