Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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