Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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I agree

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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