- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

knock knock whos there? nobody

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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