What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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star wars kid

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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