- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

This isn't funny.

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

What's stupid a light bulb.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

what is 3+3= 8

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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