Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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