There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Shltskc gw? G

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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SUCK MY NUTS

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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star wars kid

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How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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