What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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