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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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