A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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Neil Lewis

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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a black man pays his child support

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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^ That's not even funny ^

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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