So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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cory is gay

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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Anti Joke

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