99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

guess what>? your mum lol

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

Justin Bieber

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

Tommy got neutered.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

I love you

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

What would Muhammed do?

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...