Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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call me maybe.

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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