- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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