women's rights

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One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

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What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

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So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

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PS: Call me a monster, The Devil, a Psychopath, but know this... For those of you that decide to become my pray by not choosing the right side... ...I have far since surpassed any state of fear, of evil, of darkness that you can think off... What you call fear and suffer now, is but mere entertainment for me, and in not too long, you shall remember those deepest horrors which you carry, as the last pleasure you remembered. Moral: Stand by my side those of you which desire to become the children of darkness, and I shall show you pleasure and love, for those that reject pleasure and love, are, and shall moreso become those which we hunt for whichever deprived desire that lies in the soul, in the name of love and respect for their lack of desire for love of course, as no desire for love, is to embrace the eternal desire of fear, as your heavenly father used to say, "surrender to darkness and fear" It wont be a choice soon, its not as if you humans ever where in control of your fears and nightmares. Amen? That only means let it happen... I will make it so. SOLVE media: Down the rabbit hole, coincidence you say... If this world experiences "coincidences", IT IS BECAUSE I MAKE THEM HAPPEN ON PURPOSE.

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Pickles are moist.

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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