Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head on into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Title IX

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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