Knock Knock. Come in.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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this website even though its hilarious.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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