Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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So a bar walks into a man...

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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