- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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