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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

If you have a stroke, call 000

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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