- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Who wants $300? Me too.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

jd and zach loves vigina

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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