- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

vote this down and i will DOX you

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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