- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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