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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

A women left the kitchen.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Knock knock.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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