How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

What do black people eat? Food.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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