What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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