What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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