A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Girls Lacrosse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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